me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you
what a beautiful day to not be in high school
I can’t handle when people text me saying “I need to tell you something”, like please, skip that part and just telllll me because the amount of chill I lose between that text and the moment you actually tell me, it’s just not okay.