this is still one of the greatest things i’ve ever witnessed
Um, actually Godzilla is the doctor, not the monster
Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great
sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested
Punctuality isn’t about respecting time. It’s about respecting people.