10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

lsimhbiwfefmtlol:

This is why they remade Spiderman.

cumsquats:

[tip toes out of a mutual follow]

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

travelingcolors:

Spring time in Paris | France (by Liz Rusby)

sluttyoliveoil:

before eating hot dogs make sure you have protection. use a condiment

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”

“Montague!”

“whAT HOUSE?”

“MONTAGUE”

“WHAT HOUSE?????”

“MONTAGUE!!”

“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.