This is why they remade Spiderman.
[tip toes out of a mutual follow]
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
before eating hot dogs make sure you have protection. use a condiment
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.